Economy News

Porn seeks a bailout,
realized actual value
of a money shot.

The balls on these folks...

Entertainment News

Sarah Silverman

siphoned enough fame, semen

for seven lifetimes.

 

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Local News/National News

The World Trade Center

is not a bow that plays cellos

made out of guilt trips.

 

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Happy Independence Day

Independence Day:
holiday known for filling
emergency rooms.

National News

Polygamist sect
launches clothing line: dress to
lure many husbands.

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Entertainment News

Limbaugh signs multi-
million dollar deal, proves
drug abuse awesome.

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Political News

Religious groups pray
God won't give a fist dap to
Barack Obama.

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